6 Quotes by David Javerbaum

You know, people always talk about how Jesus came down to Earth as a human being. He became a human being, But no one ever takes into account what that means.

The number of the devil is not 666.That is only his area code, his number is unlisted.

But Jesus and Christianity have a tenuous relationship at best.

If there's a God, and we have all this evidence that there's evolution, but He created the world only 6,000 years ago - what is the best and most logical explanation to reconcile those two things? I came up with - He came up with it, of course - that all things are fakeable.

As a Jew reading about Jesus, I thought, 'He's a pretty good guy.' It's the same conclusion Monty Python drew in 'Life of Brian' - if people actually live what he did, it would be a pretty good world. But Jesus and Christianity have a tenuous relationship at best.

I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic.