965 Quotes by David Letterman
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Love: You can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a gun.
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There’s some kind of a thing where when she was Secretary of State she was using her own e-mail instead of the State Department, and I thought finally, a Clinton scandal the entire family can enjoy.
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There was an embarrassing moment in the White House earlier today. They were looking around while searching for George Bush’s military records. They actually found some old Al Gore ballots.
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It’s so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early – is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?
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Today Mitt Romney is 68 years old. It’s kind of sad, a 68-year-old guy with no job, no future – wait a minute, that’s me.
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Here’s the plot of ‘Interstellar.’ Refugees – they’re known as Democrats – they’re looking for a new planet.
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Happy Birthday to Fay Wray, a wonderful actress. She was, of course, in the movie ‘King Kong’ and would have been 99-years-old today. She was famous because of her love interest with a giant ape, and, wait a minute, that’s Maria Shriver.
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Sarah Palin is joining Fox News. The new slogan is ‘hair and unbalanced.’
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Pamela Anderson is a great dancer considering she can’t see her feet.
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