965 Quotes by David Letterman
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Did you see Howard Dean ranting and raving? Here’s a little tip Howard – cut back on the Red Bull.
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Insiders say that Trump is running for president as a publicity stunt. That’s not the Donald Trump I know.
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God forbid I should be the last one to criticize, but I think may be Howard Dean has a bit of a problem because earlier today during a debate in New Hampshire, he bit off Joe Lieberman’s ear.
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Incredible experience, watching a baby birth on the internet. It’s now my screensaver.
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Hillary Clinton is now in Iowa. She’s spending every waking minute of her day meeting ordinary people, and it’s to prepare her for a job in which she will never again meet an ordinary person.
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Newt Gingrich’s campaign is broke. All the money gone. So now he’s charging $50 for a photo. And for $100 you can marry him.
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So the guy who shot Gadhafi was wearing a Yankees cap. Did you see that? If he’d had a Boston Red Sox hat on he probably would have missed.
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Donald Trump has a great campaign slogan: ‘A complex world demands complex hair.’
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Sarah Palin made her debut as a Fox News analyst. They finally found a job that she’s not under-qualified for.
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