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There's always something funny about men chasing women.
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You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.
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Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years.
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In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
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Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.
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I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.
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I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.
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I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.
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I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.
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