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I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.
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When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks.
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It's the old college days kind of thing.
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I'm just doing the show for a while, might do another 'Joe Dirt' movie in the summer. That's about it. The show is really starting and that's what I have to do, like my day-to-day job.
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I like to think it's because I'm a cool guy, but maybe they just don't want to be made fun of.
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You catch all the '80s hits without any of 'the stuff from the new album,'
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The hard part about SNL is, there’s no real communication when you get there. It’s not like people are mean to you, they just act like you’re not there.
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I want to get away from it all. Move to the sticks. Montana. Hundreds of miles from civilization. Get a cabin in the snow. Curl up with some cute girl. Say stuff to her like, Scream all you want, sugar. Ain’t nobody gonna hear you!
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I’ve had it where things didn’t go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.
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