146 Quotes by David Spade
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Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he’s good.
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MySpace is a great way to keep in touch with friends who you don’t care enough about to actually have a conversation with, why bother calling to say “how are you,” when you can just surf their page and post an mpeg of a guy farting on his cat.
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I just don’t like to go out and deal with the real world. It’s scary.
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Don’t make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they’re 5-years old! It’s really not the place or the time. You’re about 11 years early.
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As boys get older, they can’t let on that it’s cool to meet me.
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People come and go around you, but you’re never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.
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There’s always something funny about men chasing women.
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I don’t like throwing myself in a place that’s going to rock my world.
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Birthday Week should be a movie starring Kristen Wiig, not an actual thing you are desperately trying to organize for your life.
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