146 Quotes by David Spade

I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.

Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.

There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.

You know, you want to pull in a wide audience.

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.

I never dated much in high school or college.

I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.