146 Quotes by David Spade

I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.

He goes down as one of the greats. And I still think about him every day.

I think it's sweet that everyone still has a real nice place in their hearts for him, they still remember him.

It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.

Nobody wants to read about your life. Who cares?

It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.

I don't like throwing myself in a place that's going to rock my world.

Stayed up and watched a little spanktrovision. It's the American way. There's really nothing wrong with spanktrovision. One of the best inventions of the 1900s, 20th century.

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.