146 Quotes by David Spade

I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.

I changed my act because I wasn't getting booked.

How do you lay low but still do your job? Try to stay out there without being out there like Jenny McCarthy?

Bill Murray I always liked. I'm not as good as him, but there's a quality in him that I like. And then there's DeNiro, I'll never be that.

As boys get older, they can't let on that it's cool to meet me.

I've been with a beautiful girl from time to time.

I can see getting married and having a family, because it is the next thing on the agenda. You can only do this for so long. I'm old, and my friends all have kids. And I'm single, still blow drying my hair!

It's brutal. I see friends when their shows don't work. Everything's riding on making money and all the pressure and how people scatter when fortunes turn downward.

I'm still blow drying my hair, just trying to keep doing stuff that's fun.