139 Quotes by David Walliams

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    Sometimes you meet people who can’t swim. And I always think: ‘Oh my God, that’s extraordinary.’ For me, it’s always been a treat I just feel really happy in the water.

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    That life is precious. Every moment is precious. We should be kind to each other. While there is still time.

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    In his dreams he would be a hero. In his life he felt like a zero.

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    My favourite restaurant of all time is Mildreds on London’s Lexington Street. It’s a little vegetarian restaurant and is really fun and healthy, too. It was the first place I went to in London and really liked. That was 20 years ago, and it is still my favourite.

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    Alberta thought for a moment, and took a live mouse out of her pocket by its tail before dropping it into Wagner’s mouth. The bird wolfed the unfortunate creature whole.

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    I had a very happy childhood, but I wasn’t that happy a child. I liked being alone and creating characters and voices. I think that’s when your creativity is developed, when you’re young. I liked the world of the imagination because it was an easy place to go to.

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    But as ever in life, wherever there is tragedy, you can often find comedy.

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    But being a child, he’d never been asked for his opinion.

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