139 Quotes by David Walliams

Tất cả những gì cháu có thể làm trong cuộc đời này là theo đuổi giấc mơ của mình. Nếu không làm được thế thì cháu đang lãng phí thời gian đấy.

My name is Mr Bread." He began writing his name neatly on the board. "But you can call me Peter."Suddenly there was quiet, as thirty little brains whirred."Pita Bread!" proclaimed a ginger-haired boy from the back.

I had a very happy childhood, but I wasn't that happy a child. I liked being alone and creating characters and voices. I think that's when your creativity is developed, when you're young. I liked the world of the imagination because it was an easy place to go to.

Adults always ask kids how they are doing at school. The one subject kids absolutely hate talking about. You don't even want to talk about school when you are at school.

In Britain, a cup of tea is the answer to every problem.Fallen off your bicycle? Nice cup of tea.Your house has been destroyed by a meteorite? Nice cup of tea and a biscuit.Your entire family has been eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex that has travelled through a space/time portal? Nice cup of tea and a piece of cake. Possibly a savoury option would be welcome here too, for example a Scotch egg or a sausage roll.

It was impossible to sleep. Anxiety stopped me from falling asleep; depression woke me up.

The Duchess looked at Chloe with a look that said, You had the chance to tell him, but you chose to carry on the lie.How do I know that the Duchess's look said this? Because there is an excellent book in my local library entitled One Thousand Doggy Expressions Explained by Professor L. Stone.I digress.

What I still don’t get though,” ventured John. “Is why you did it?”“Did what?”“Put that dress on in the first place.”“I don’t know really,” said Dennis, a puzzled look crossing his face. “I suppose it’s because it was fun.”“Fun?” said John.“Well you know when we were younger and we used to run around the garden pretending to be Daleks or Spiderman or whatever?”“Yeah.”“It felt like that. Like playing,” said Dennis confidently.

I was born in 1971, and Tom Baker was sort of my obsession as a kid and that's why we got him to do the voice over for 'Little Britain' because I was actually obsessed with Tom Baker.