139 Quotes by David Walliams

I’ve noticed that once you leave London you do kind of become a bit more famous. People in London are a bit too cool for school. It’s not so unusual to see someone from London in the street. But outside of London people are a bit more excited to see you and come out and support you.

There’s a sort of magic and music to comedy. Some words, some numbers even, are funnier than others. A Caramac bar, for instance, is funnier than a Milky Way.

I can’t see why anyone would want to be in politics because you get so much criticism.

I don’t have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football.

I haven’t traditionally been a family entertainer.

It can be difficult to be subtle and not cartoony in prosthetics. But when you see characters like Bubbles and Desiree from ‘Little Britain’ on screen, it makes all the hard work worth it. It’s such fun watching those transformations.

I don’t get recognized much, and am very happy with that. The fans I have met have all been delightful.

I know somebody from university who’s called Phil Collins and I think there’s something terribly unfortunate about sharing a name With somebody who either is famous or becomes famous.

They may have only had one pence to spend, but their hearts beamed with gold.