139 Quotes by David Walliams

I was the kind of person who got bullied and loved the attention of it.

Reality always outstrips fiction. Whatever you make up, something more incredible always pops up in real life.

I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football.

I just want to be happy, have kids, enjoy my life, help others and create some good work.

I thrive off the company of others, I love being sociable.

Social satire has been around since people have been around.

I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines.

I don't think comedy is necessarily an attack. It's finding humour in life. I don't think if you're making a joke about something you're automatically demeaning it.

Definitely I love women, I love being around women, I find them incredible and intoxicating, and I've never had that feeling I get with women with a man.