139 Quotes by David Walliams

There's something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process.

I know somebody from university who's called Phil Collins and I think there's something terribly unfortunate about sharing a name With somebody who either is famous or becomes famous.

No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as 'laydees'. It's a bad influence.

I'm terribly attention-seeking. It's very different once you get all this attention, though. Because then you want to control it. And you can't exactly.

I have always liked shows that have laughter in them.

I can't see why anyone would want to be in politics because you get so much criticism.

A bully can only make you feel bad about yourself if you let them.

It's strange how sometimes you can be so happy it goes all the way round to sadness.

I don't have a fear factor. Well, not much of one. And I'm willing to risk quite a lot - as a comedian, you're always risking a lot. You're risking failure, especially if you're improvising and going on TV shows trying to make comedy out of thin air. That is quite a risky business.