102 Quotes by David Walton

Boston is so laced with jerseys that you can be dressed head to toe in team apparel and no one will look twice.

Everybody claims they have relatable, connectable characters, but those claims often aren't true.

Everyone can write jokes and makes things clever.

From the age of 4 or 5, I loved to make people laugh.

I actively avoided responsibility for as long as I possibly could.

I had no idea how to make it as an actor. But I knew I wanted to.

I have a psychology degree, but I was a real theater rat.

It'd be hard to be a lead actor if I didn't have lips. Those are tough to graft back on.

I definitely would not need to insure my calves.