9 Quotes by David Wygant

If they're looking at fruit, walk over, grab a peach, feel it a little bit, and say, 'I don't know how to tell which one's ripe . . .'.

Guys, I know this takes creativity and work, but you're going to absolutely blow her away.

That would make a guy go crazy. Have a great dude movie -- like the '40-Year-Old Virgin' or the 'Wedding Crashers' -- to watch after dinner. He won't want to watch it, so don't worry about it. The point is that you've made the effort.

That would be a gift that a guy would basically redeem as quickly as possible. You're going to do this for him, and hopefully he will reciprocate.

It's awful. There's no reason for it. A lot of women have no idea how hard it is for a guy to approach a woman to ask her out. Maybe he's got no clue that you're not interested, but to give him a phone number so he gets ridiculed and rejected? It's mean. It's a waste of time. It's bad.

It's way, way too much pressure if you go overboard at this stage. If you go overboard, it's over.

It's not about the present. It's about getting away. It's about 24 hours together, uninterrupted.

If you're a girl, you give the glance. If you're a guy, you debate with your friends if you should walk over?it's so ridiculous.

The majority of people in Blockbuster at 7 on a Saturday night are people whose plans have fallen through. So it's easy to walk over and talk to them.