70 Quotes by Dean Martin

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.

We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball.

In order to share intimate feelings, you have to have intimate feelings.

I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman.

Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that`s why his last wife left him.

I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.

Haven't got a girl, but I can wish. So I'll take me down to Main Street and that's where I'll select my imaginary dish.

Motivation is a lotta crap.

Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you.