70 Quotes by Dean Martin

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let’s take that moment that tonight is granting.

If you drink don’t drive. Don’t even putt.

The world is the same you never change it, as sure as the stars shine above. Well, you’re nobody til somebody loves you, so find yourself somebody to love.

Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won’t you please hurry home to my heart.

In a tuxedo, I’m a star. In regular clothes, I’m a nobody.

When the world seems to shine like you’ve had too much wine, that’s amore.

If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let’em. That’s how I got here you know I drink because my body craves, needs alcohol. I don’t drink, my body’s a drunk.

The whole world is drunk and we’re just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.