70 Quotes by Dean Martin

Somewhere there’s a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I’ll see it through somehow, to somebody’s heart I know I hold the key.

When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn’t. It was because I didn’t know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut.

The reason I drink is because when I’m sober I think I’m Eddie Fisher.

We try to find chemistry; we don’t do a lot of situational baseball.

Haven’t got a girl, but I can wish. So I’ll take me down to Main Street and that’s where I’ll select my imaginary dish.

I want to be remembered as a damn good entertainer, nothing spectacular. A good entertainer who made people enjoy themselves and made them laugh a little. I want them to think “He was a nice guy. He did pretty good and we loved him”.

Brother, you can’t go to jail for what you’re thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by.

There’s a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

I know it’s the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I’m no gentleman.