51 Quotes by Dear Abbey

Then, there's the modern mother-in-law. In her mid 40s, she is the compact car of her breed: efficient, trim, attractive and in harmony with her times. She's pretty stiff competition for the plain young matron who's overweight and under-financed. If there is going to be friction in this relationship, it could start from envy and resentment in the younger woman. But Father Time is on her side, even if Mother Nature played her a dirty trick

SO the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, "Loneliness is the ultimate poverty"

How should they answer?

There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.

It's true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.

Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.

I can't think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack.