51 Quotes by Dear Abbey

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

The less you talk, the more you're listened to.

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.

It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from 'Dear Abby' instead of going to Mom and Dad.