3 Quotes by Denis Boyles

If stupid hurt, the whole planet would be a world of pain.

Europeans hate the way Americans talk. They think we’re loud and uncouth and they don’t like our jokes, except for Michael Moore. Plus, they resent the fact that they’ve had to learn our language because if they didn’t we wouldn’t buy their stupid metric widgets or visit their overpriced ruins.

The latest report says the results of an investigation will be released in three or four weeks. That’s a long time for fruit flies and the press.