397 Quotes by Denis Leary

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.

Peter Falk and Denis Leary today walked into a Starbucks and shot 27 people, without any announcement whatsoever.

My career plan at this point is 'Ice Age 5' through '10,' and even '12,' and 'Spider Man' - you know, basically I'd be Emma Stone's dad for the rest of my career. I really don't have any problem doing that.

Every actor thinks he can do comedy, and it's not true.

I basically - I don't like tattoos, unless you're a firefighter who has a tattoo that has to do with that or a military guy. That's - those are people who should have tattoos.

I'd love to do another television series. I really love the writing process, and as an actor I really like how much you get to examine in television.

I'm the Lord of the Dance! F-k Michael Flatley, it's me!

Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.

Bill Murray doesn't do anything. He barely shows up at the movies he says he's going to do.