179 Quotes by Dick Gregory

I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.

If you take 12 waters from the coconut - not the ones you buy in the store, although that's good - but the fresh coconuts, the little brown ones with the three eyes, if you take 12 of those within 24 hours, your blood will go back to the way it was when you were born.

One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.

When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps.

The United States is the most dishonest, ungodly, unspiritual nation that ever existed in the history of the planet.

If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you.

When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.

Love is man's natural endowment, but he doesn't know how to use it. He refuses to recognize the power of love because of his love of power.

The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.