179 Quotes by Dick Gregory


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    A friend of mine who works for naval intelligence said an aerial satellite revealed that 1.9 million attended the event in 1995. But if they would have had a rumble at the march the newspapers would have said that 75 million Afro-Americans were there.

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    At the very last moment, Nature would force you to blink your eye. Nature will protect her own.

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    Once we used to have to crank up our cars, now you can pop it on from inside your house. Everything has changed except how we get freedom.

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    A Klaner (KKK) is a cat who gets out of bed in the middle of the night and takes his sheet with him.

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    In the United States, the Constitution is a health chart left by the Founding Fathers which shows whether or not the body politic is in good health. If the national body is found to be in poor health, the Founding Fathers also left a prescription for the restoration of health called the Declaration of Independence.

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