287 Quotes by Dick Van Dyke

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him.

Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

There are tribes all over the world who sing and dance every day as part of their lives. And we oughta do that.

You need someone to love, and something to do that you enjoy, and something to hope for, and that's enough for me.

Everything's getting homogenized. It seems to me like music and behavior and everything else is getting homogenized.

The most important thing for old guys is never start going down the stairs sideways.

I know friends of mine who have never changed their mind about anything in their lives, despite evidence from all directions. And I think if you can keep an open mind and some understanding, that helps you stay young.

I have two kids who were like me, we get out of bed feeling good, and the other two would sit at the breakfast table and grumble. I think it's born into us. I usually wake up feeling pretty good. Looking forward to the day.