114 Quotes About Funny-inspirational

I realize nobody's coming to save me. I must save myself. I must be my own super hero. Although I am open to a sidekick.

Hope is the dream of a waking man.

I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow?

The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.

I'm not a driven businessman, but a driven artist. I never think about money. Beautiful things make money.

I cannot afford to waste my time making money

Men hunt I think maybe because they have something wrong with their own equipment and they need something else to shoot.

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.

For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".