82 Quotes by Dmitry Dyatlov

all life's some kind of fucked up circus. we're always tricked into doing stuff... for love, or money, or family, country, religion, maybe "fun" and validation… Friends? and I decided that the less I do, the better I'm doing. Why? Because if you think hard enough, you can probably figure out that all those are some kind of bullshit. But I try not to think too much either anymore.

People who are not physically or financially attractive tend to apply themselves academically more than those who actually get great sex.

I don't know how you'll be getting your money into my bank account, but don't make me do too much work for it.

I love being a victim, but I think you actually need to be Jewish to make money out of it.

you talk so much, I don't know when to pay attention

The fact that you have unlimited texts does not necessarily mean that you cannot stop talking

of course some days I feel a little guilty and depressed about playing Runescape and watching movies all day as a 30 yr. old man living with Mommy. But then I look for some dumb bitch from high school who has 5+ kids who probably ain't gonna grow up to be much smarter than the dumb bitch... and I tell myself that... all things considered I am probably doing a lot less harm to the universe with my lifestyle...

We charge a lot of money and give advice. We charge a lot of money so you remember the advice.

people go insane without fairy tales