82 Quotes by Dmitry Dyatlov

My name is anonymous and I am full of shit.

unless you want to go to jail, you're not working hard enough

They say getting sober in AA is simple, but not easy. Just like winning the lottery, I guess.

my higher power never told me to get a shitty job in addition to being a miracle (sober alcoholic)

the root cause of any problem or issue is the first thing that you learn and thus don't question... it is your native language. It's how you begin to structure thought. ENGRISH. Do you speak EAT???!

So... I've been thinking about starting a wedding planning Business... You know, like an arranged marriage sort of thing. So... who wants to be in the presence of True Love??

I am not a licensed anything because that usually means that you're a useless piece of shit.

ANYONE WITH 16 YRS OF SOBRIETY SHOULD GET A FUCKING OSCAR

I hate having to repeat myself, but sometimes there is really nothing else to say