9 Quotes by Don Ohlmeyer

Veronica's Closet' will do a 27 share on a Thursday night and it's dismissed. And (Comedy Central's) 'South Park' does a two share and it's on the cover of 'Newsweek' magazine.

Veronica's Closet' will do a 27 share on a Thursday night and it's dismissed, ... And (Comedy Central's) 'South Park' does a two share and it's on the cover of 'Newsweek' magazine.

Somebody goes to a store and there's only, you know, three brands of hot dogs, they only have three choices to make. They go to a store and there's 100 brands of hot dogs ... now they start getting into the color of the packaging.

I think we're looking at the next major superstar in golf. Tiger has a flair for the dramatic and one of those smiles that lights up the screen.

The truth is, I’d give it all up to be a rock star.

The question is, what are appropriate words and inappropriate words for network television, and what's the context? Was this appropriate in this context? Or are you creatively trying to find a way to use that word on the air?

We have to either have an ownership position in the show or some sense of long-term stability in license fees. Otherwise, it's not a business for us.

The Olympics provides an emotional experience for millions of people. It's an important thing. So much of it is about people triumphing over adversity. Confronting tragedy and bouncing back. To provide some lessons on life.

It's a very dynamic business. It's an exciting business, but it's no place for the faint of heart.