2 Quotes by Don Zolidis

There's a concept in Wisconsin called deer widows, which is basically when all the menfolk leave town to go on their [hunting] trips and the women are left behind, bewildered and confused, to do whatever it is women do without men. (Celebrate.)

Was mom pissed?""Women get pissed about all kinds of things. It's best not to even think about it. Now, normally, I would tell you not to use the word pissed. But we're in the woods, and we're men. And we can use the word pissed.""Can I use the word fuck?""Can your mom hear you?"I don't think so.""Well, there's your answer then. Out here in the woods we will swear like men.