43 Quotes by Doris Roberts

With my talent, I can make people laugh and give them another attitude about life. What a blessing that is for me.

Humor is imperative, more important than food. You have a choice when someone dies. You can lie down or get back into life. Do something for someone else.

When I go, if there's a tombstone it will say, She doesn't give in. She doesn't give up. And she never takes no for an answer.

I'm learning something all the time. That's the way I want it to go, and that's the way I'll go until I am no longer on this planet.

You can't show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car.

There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra.

You can call me an older woman - I don't mind that at all - just don't call me an old one, because I'm not.

When I was in kindergarten, I had one line in a little play. I said, I am Patrick Potato and this is my cousin, Mrs. Tomato, and I heard laughter. I wanted to be an actress from that moment on.

If someone is mean, harmful, or evil, they're out of my life. I cross them out.