100 Quotes by Doug Larson

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend

The ageing process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Wisdom is the reward for a lifetime of listening when you would have preferred to talk.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.