100 Quotes by Doug Larson

Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management

It took only 50 years for movies to go from silent to unspeakable.

Arriving 15 minutes early does nothing but guarantee a 30-minute wait

Some of the world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.

There’s nothing like having grandchildren to restore your faith in humanity.

In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it’s 20 below zero deserves consideration.

The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

It’s your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.