100 Quotes by Doug Larson

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.