100 Quotes by Doug Larson

A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about.

Achieving it is not only the chief means of adding to your regular duties.

For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.

It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

Democracy is a system that gives people a chance to elect rascals of their own choice.

Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates.

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.

The trouble with the last snowfall of the season is that you can't be sure.