333 Quotes by Doug Stanhope

I'm gonna film my entire life and watch it later!

There should be no such thing as a vice law. Every vice is only a bad habit, and the punishment is inherent in the act.

I go on stage, it's like I'm leading you into battle; you are not all going to be here at the end.

I'm forty four; I'm way closer to dead than I am life of the party.

The revolution I was starting where I thought I could yell at 200 people in a bar every night and change the world didn't quite happen.

You say you hate children and people always say the same thing; it would be different if it was your own child. Well what if it wasn't?

There’s no such thing as addiction, there’s only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

I’m forty four; I’m way closer to dead than I am life of the party.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met.