1,082 Quotes by Douglas Adams

Ford? There's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for 'Hamlet' they've worked out

What do you get if you multiply six by nine?" "Six by nine. Forty two." "That's it. That's all there is." "I always thought something was fundamentally wrong with the universe

Funny, how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does.

Moving from radio to television, you can take most of the words with you.

Their minds sang with the ecstatic knowledge that either what they were doing was completely and utterly and totally impossible or that physics had a lot of catching up to do.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

For a moment, nothing happened.Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

There is no problem so complicated that you can't find a very simple answer to it if you look at it right.

Deep in the fundamental heart of mind and Universe there is a reason.