79 Quotes by Douglas Horton

If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice.

As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven.

The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.

First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.

If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride.

Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.

Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free.