23 Quotes by Dr. House

Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if you jumble it up.

Less money is made by biochemists working on a cure for cancer than by their colleagues struggling valiantly to hide steroid use.

I am the doctor who's trying to save your son's life. You're the mother who's letting him die. Clarification- it's a beautiful thing.

I'm a little busy - gettin' my drink on.

I take risks, sometimes patients die, but not taking risks causes more patients to die - so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math.

I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line?

We have been working with the Union City Board of for about a year. I had delivered a keynote address at a National School Board Association conference, which Superintendent Stanley Sanger attended and followed up with me afterwards.

Treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.

The Cripple Boys. We should start a band.