23 Quotes by Dr. House


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    Sorry, I missed that. White count's been down since the Ricky Martin concert. Some cholo kicked me in the head.

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    So what's your plan? You take the big dark one, I'll take the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things get tough.

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    You're a wuss. Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me... Hey, Wilson! Guess what Foreman just did!

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    You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to quit thinking.

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    I'm extremely disappointed. I send you out for exciting, new designer drugs, you come back with tomato sauce.

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    In smaller learning communities, students do better academically and socially. Students make better grades and graduation rates are a lot higher.

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