23 Quotes by Dr. House

In our surveys, 85 to 90 percent of these kids say they want to go to college.

Be home by midnight or you can't have the car this weekend.

How does someone just start drooling? Chase? Were you wearing your short shorts?

Ah, a rash, call a dermatologist. If it's wet, keep it dry. If it's dry, keep it wet. If it's not supposed to be there, cut it off. I never could remember all that.

The drugs don't make me high, they make me neutral.