201 Quotes by Drew Carey

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated.

If frogs could fly - well, we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.

There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy.

The less government, the better

Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!

I think a lot of people are afraid of freedom. They want their lives to be controlled, to be put into a box... Why should someone put a limit on how much fun I can have, how much I can accomplish?

The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.