201 Quotes by Drew Carey

Libertarians are conservatives who still get high.

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

On other shows when they get to the end of the scene, they yell 'Cut!' On Whose Line, we yell 'That's Enough!'

I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.

Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen.