5 Quotes by Duncan Larcombe

I think he spent most of the first term coughing up the nicotine from his cigarettes.

And they wear pads, like little girls. I'd dare say we don't do that in rugby.

The most fun we've had so far was when a surgeon almost walked Camilla into a glass wall last week in Washington, D.C., and came within 3 inches of breaking her nose. That one had us in stitches for quite a while, and even the prince chuckled about it.

She'll settle for being accepted. She's 58 years old. She is never going to be fairly compared to a 30-year-old princess in her prime and a very beautiful woman. Camilla's got different qualities.

The trip kind of started out big, but it's fizzled out now. Basically, Charles is kind of boring. A trip like this is what we call DBW -- Dull But Worthy.