30 Quotes by Dylan Callens

Bullshit!” Thor shouted at the stage, causing the actor playing Estelle to look at the audience. Thor added, “Just leave. Be done with this nightmare of a play! Goddamn cowards!

I believe that my role as King of the Asgardians…”Loki was quick to interrupt, “You mean you are an Ass Guardian!”Everyone laughed.“I mean…”“Hey, Ass Guardian, what do you make of this,” Loki showed Odin his fuzzy moon.

I ain't never heardin' of a place called Odin.”Now Mazda knew. Hillbilly. A fucking hillbilly. If there was one thing that Mazda disliked more than Greeks, it was hillbillies. He grabbed the slack-jawed yokel by the throat and lifted him off the ground, “Not a place. A who.”The man had a difficult time speaking, “Awho? Who's Awho? Is he at Odin?