318 Quotes by Dylan Moran

I wouldn't be in a huge hurry to go back to Kansas. It was just bizarre. There's a lot of very, very heavy set people who believe in whatever they were told, because they didn't seem to get out very much or be interested in leaving where they were. They just didn't seem that curious, and I find that a little hard to deal with.

My drive to put myself on the line comes from boredom. From that feeling when you go to bed and think, 'What did I do today?' It doesn't have to be something monumental, just a feeling that you really tried to look at something, or look into something.

I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day.

I do not walk around imaging myself to be intimidating or smart.

I'm a vegetarian, well I'm not hardcore because I eat meat, but only because I like the taste, and I hate vegetables on a personal level so I'm not too good!

I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive.

Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?

I'm organised in some ways, but not in others.

[Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you.