318 Quotes by Dylan Moran

If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.

I don't go around thinking of myself as a great anything.

If you're a comic, you don't have a rehearsal room, you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything.

Don't you DARE use party as a verb in my shop

It probably says something really clinically terrible about my character that I need to get up on a stage and go 'Ra ra ra' in front of people.

I have used that song ["50ft Queenie"] and I'm a big PJ Harvey fan. I think she's fantastic.

Do your own thing. Speak in your voice.

Fruit... it's just God showing off. "Look at all the colours I know!"

I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.