318 Quotes by Dylan Moran

Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today and there are other pressures.

Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that...shite.

I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.

Kids, they are always hurting themselves. It's like, "Quick, get me to casualty quick!" while your doing something important like sitting down picking your ear.

I never thought, I want to do films.

I've been writing since I was very young, even before I was a teenager. As far as I'm concerned, I am a writer - whether my writing's spoken or written in a blog, paper, book or printed on the side of a submarine.

But when you do a film, you have to be prepared to learn a whole different menu.

Cooking? Oh we were great, you'd take anything and melt cheese on it, and the one who could guess what it was didn't have to wash up!

But I suppose I do have a strong fan-base.