186 Quotes by E. W. Howe

When a man is trying to sell you something, don't imagine he is that polite all the time.

There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.

Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better.

At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but as soon as gets one, she wants everything else in the world.

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

A young man is a theory, an old man is a fact.

The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away.

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep.

No wonder the teacher knows so much; she has the book.